Wednesday, 1 April 2020

What I Read Today

What I Read Today


Lists One to Seven


Turtle's Tale 2/Tin of Red Bull with Bundaberg
Y(internet)/You Ate Oysters in BBQ Sauce
H(internet)/ Hot & Spicy Tasty Sticks
Ten American Dad Episodes/Tin of Pepsi with Bundaberg
H to P: Eleven TV Show Episodes/Ham & Pineapple Pizza Slice with  Wine
One Hundred SVU Episodes/On the Menu  Chicken Parmigiana & Beer
M(internet)/Mussels and Jelly Snakes with a Vodka Cruiser

Tuesday, 31 March 2020

What I Read Today

What I Read Today

Lists One to Seven


King Stephen, The Dark Half/Kombucha  with Ginger & Lemon
X to L: Thirty TV Episodes/Xtra  Cheese on Ryvita
Kiss/King Oscar Mackerel Fillets in Tomato Sauce
One Hundred TV Episodes/One Bottle of Prosecco Rose with Potato Mix
M(internet)/Malborough Sauvignon Blanc with Cheese on Ryvita
B(internet)/Bacon & Cheese Toasted Sandwich
Blood Stain/Bundaberg  & Pepsi


I am reading Seven Books Per Day.


I like staying at home.






Monday, 30 March 2020

What I Read Today

What I Read Today

Lists One to Seven


Marie Antoinette's Darkest Days/Marinated Calamari
C(internet)/ Can of Pepsi & Absolut
S(internet)/Schweppes  Tonic & Gin
Sixty TV Episodes/Shiraz with Roast Pork Crackling
Fifty TV Episodes/Fruit Salad
Quite A Lot of Websites For Laptop/Quite A Lot of Wine & Pepsi
W(internet)/Wine with Sweet Chilli Grainwaves


If the fuckwits don't stay home,then we will never be out of Social Isolation.


Ever.


Because of them I will never see my parents again.



So if you are out and about I fucking hate you.


I can't visit  *  because of you.


Because of your fucking gallivanting.



Just go out for essentials cunts.


It's not fucking rocket science!

Sunday, 29 March 2020

What I Read Today

What I Read Today


Lists One to Severn


NTSF:SD; SUV: Seasons 1 & 2/Noodle Soup
Come Fly with Me: Season One/Cheese on Ryvita
F(internet)/ Fish with Pear Cider
C(internet)/Can of Sunkist with Gin
V to P: Six TV Episodes/ Vodka & Pepsi with Beef Jerky
W(internet)/White Bread Bacon Sandwich
B(internet)/Bowl of Jelly



I went grocery shopping, so wish me luck that I don't die.


Pray for me too.








Saturday, 28 March 2020

What I Read Today

What I Read Today

Lists One to Seven


A(internet)/Absolut & Sunkist
K(internet)/Kitchen Freezer Chicken Wings
I Watched 100 Family Guy Episodes//Italian Style Tuna on Toast
T(internet)/Two Party Shots
A(internet)/Absolut & Pepsi with Potato Chips
B(internet)/Baked Beans and Cheese
A(internet)/Absolut & Sunkist



Leaving the house will be like walking into possible death.

Friday, 27 March 2020

What I Read Today

What I Read Today


Lists One to Seven


B(internet)/Bottle of Wine & Sunkist
Handmaid's Tale: Sixty Episodes/Ham & Pineapple Pizza Slice
Eight Kindle Books/Extra Wine with Potato Chips
L(internet)/Lasagne & Wine
M(internet)/Melted Chocolate
A-Z: Eleven Simpsons Episodes/Apple & Raspberry Cordial
Eighteen TV Episodes/Extra Vodka with Ginger Beer


Purchase of alcohol has  been restricted due to panic buying. 


Fuck you Panic Buyers!



Thursday, 26 March 2020

What I Read Today

What I Read Today


Lists One to Seven


Nine  Hundred   TV Episodes/Noodle Soup
X(internet)/Xtra Prosecco and a Salami Sandwich
J Read Doing Up Buttons and I(internet)/Jelly Snakes
Good Omens/Gin & Orange
L(internet)/Lipton's Tea & Shortbread
U Watched 66 American Dad Episodes/U Drank Vodka & Ginger Beer
Skitzmix 6/ Soy & Ginger Tuna on Toast with Wine


Was Donald John Trump cyanosed  at birth?!


Because only a person who was  would say such stupid fucking things that he does.


Easter Deadline???!!!



Is he fucking five?!


This is fine, lots of adults have  issues learning.



But should such  a person be President?



I rest my case.